Danielle Violet
Call me Dani
Small town in Indiana, near Chicago. 20. Triplet
Crippling shy & awkward
Instagram - Shrugs
"I was the shyest human ever invented, but I had a lion in me that wouldn't shut up."

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parisjemm:

parisjemm:

I just want a cute boyfriend who will let me sit on his lap at parties and on his face in the bedroom.

Every time I see the fact that someone changed the “girlfriend” to “boyfriend” I want to fucking cry I feel so disrespected. Like who does that

Straight girls

71,809 notes - 25 April, 2014

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stealinyoman:

marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you 

My brother dead seriously told his (now) ex girlfriend that he would break up with her after she accidentally farted in front of him if she ever did it again.

534,741 notes - 24 April, 2014

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